did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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