She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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