Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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