My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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