you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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