fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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