Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Pants are for mortals
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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