Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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