Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I need to stop coming to work sober
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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