Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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