Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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