we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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