i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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