I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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