Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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