A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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