No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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