I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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