its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Vodka?
Forever.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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