Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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