Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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