Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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