Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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