yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
