yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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