What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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