My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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