I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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