What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
