check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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