I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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