Need sex. Gaining weight.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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