i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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