so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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