I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
this will be a night to untag.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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