I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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