White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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