i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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