You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
