somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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