Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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