one might say we're banned from that church
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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