I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize