you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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