Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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