I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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