the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
