it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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