and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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