these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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