Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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