1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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