lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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