Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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